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    March 16

    期末考周的錯亂

    話說,小朋友的一百條內褲都從衣櫃搬家到洗衣籃裡了。所以從口袋裡,沙發的縫縫裡,翻出了幾個銅板去洗內褲啦。早上出門前把衣服丟進公共洗衣間的洗衣機,中午回家吃飯時再把洗好的衣服丟到烘衣機裡去。晚上,我幫他把烘好香噴噴的衣服收回家。
     
    他:laundry bag呢?
    我:沒看見啊。
    他:我把Laundry bag扔在烘衣機的前面地上。
    我:真沒看見啊。
     
    於是他砰砰碰碰地(木造房子的特殊音效)跑到洗衣間找,兩手空空的回來,很生氣。
     
    他:太誇張了。怎麼有人連一個破洗衣袋都要偷!(氣氣氣)
    我:呃...會不是被人家當垃圾丟掉了?
    他:太誇張了。他媽媽有沒有教他不要亂丟別人的東西?(氣氣氣)
     
    小朋友氣的在房間裡繞圈圈,然後突然拿了張紙和麥克筆,刷刷刷地寫了一堆狗爬字,又砰砰碰碰地跑出去。
     
    過了好一回兒,他回來坐在床的邊緣上生氣。我小小聲的問:你剛才幹嘛去了?
    他:我去貼了一張公告以示我的憤怒。
    我:你寫了些什麼。
    他:’你在洗衣間發現了我的laundry bag,並且好意地替我保管。但是由於你的好意,我現在沒有東西可以放置我的髒衣服。請把這個laundry bag歸還給住在6號公寓的陶XX。”
    我:.....
    他:怎麼?那還不夠diplomatic嗎?
     
    我:你住5號公寓吧...?
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
    小朋友再拿了張紙和麥克筆,刷刷刷地寫了一堆狗爬字,又砰砰碰碰地跑去更新公告。
     
    稍晚,他在那一堆洗好的衣服裡,發現了他的laundry bag。

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    No namewrote:
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    June 16
    tzu-pingwrote:
    小艾..我好久沒來你這看ㄌ..
    哈...耍寶喔...
    Mar. 27
    Tingwrote:
    狗爬字
    哈哈哈
    你應該把他的公告照下來的
    然後可以給我們看看
    哈哈哈哈哈
    Mar. 26
    Ariel Kuanwrote:

    Ha ha ha....

    That is really funny....

    Mar. 21

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